Give us the time-travelling gal pal Assassin’s Creed TV show we deserve, you cowards

Every game and their dog seems to be getting a TV show these days. Just this week Crystal Dynamics announced a new Tomb Raider anime that will continue the reboot trilogy, but last year brought us news that Fallout’s getting one too, as is Disco Elysium – and The Witcher, of course, already has one (which we’ve dissected in great detail). Assassin’s Creed is in Netflix’s sights as well, but having spent a good 100-odd hours in Assassin’s Creed Valhalla recently, there is only one possible form an Assassin’s Creed TV show should take: a time-travelling adventure show that stars Eivor, Kassandra and Evie Frye, because let’s face it, they’re the best protagonists the series has and together I know they’d sort the Templars right out. Let me explain.